George and Jack’s school has some of those swings that have the full body shoulder harness with the giant plastic seat. They were the only swings available and Riley wanted to swing. So I went to put her in it and the boys started yelling at me to stop. Here’s how the conversation went:

Boys: Daddy, Riley can’t use that swing it’s for kids with hurt knees.

Me: What?

Boys: You know, their legs are hurt, they have “special knees”

Me: Trying to contain my laughter, “Do you mean they have special needs?”

Jack: NO, Listen to what I’m saying, they have hurt knees.

It made me laugh all day.